And as you stand there wearing your six-thousand soles watch, holding your three-thousand soles phone you convince this guy that really, five soles for the three kilometer ride back to town, in the early early morning, is too much. Sense, it makes not. But four soles it is, and off he goes, grinning as he surpasses the others on the road. All awake, while you barely manage to hold it together.
(You do have the fifteen soles headphones for your three-thousand soles phone as an honest attempt to blend in. Just kidding, you lost those that cost two hundred soles, and the most expensive headphones you could find were fifteen, cheapest twelve.)