"Beautiful day, isn’t it?"
"Yes, it is."
"Hear the birds?"
Humming.
"Sometimes, I like to pretend I’m deaf, and I try to imagine what it would be like…"
"Right."
"… not to be able to hear them…"
Humming.
"… and it’s not so bad."
From the third season of Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Special Section.
Larry David is full of win.